DiscoStu's Magic Adventure!

It's nearly the end of term. You see that girl; the one you like!

What do you do?

• Ignore her at the moment; you'll go and talk to her some other time.
• Ignore her; she's talking to another boy so she's obviously sleeping with him! You can talk to her some other time.
• Don't talk to her yet - she's sitting alone looking all bored, so she obviously wants some time to herself.
• Think of all the things that she could say to you if you talked to her, and decide that, because there's a 1 in 100 chance that she'll tell you to go away, you oughtn't talk to her at the moment.
• Smile at her friend, in case she deciphers the secret code that you're sending which means that she'll jump on you at the next opportunity.
• Listen very carefully to the conversation she's having, so you'll know where she is soon so you can go and talk to her. Then.
• Go and talk to her! Walk towards her, smiling ... and then bottle out at the last moment.